Pole Poll #2 Result: it's Mario!

In our second Pole Poll, the gorgeous Mario Lopez and his chunky love lump won.

Mario took 26% of the vote in a close battle of the bulges. Corin Nemec and Eddie Cibrian (and his famous hard on) came joint second with 24% each. Everyone's favorite trash Kevin Federline came in third on 18%, and poor David Campbell trailed with 9%.

Check out the winning bulge.

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Pole Poll #2

It's our second poll, to find out who's the best of the best in the trousersnake department. Who packs it in? Who's lip-smackingly good? Who makes you think they'd make your eyes water most?

Remember that this isn't a vote of who you fancy, who you like, or who you think about while getting yourself off. It's about who's demonstrating the best bulge.

Click on a name to see the full bulge report for that guy. You should probably peruse them before casting your vote; research at school was never this much fun!

Ronaldo won last time for his blatant penis exhibitionalism. Who will it be this time?



1) Mario Lopez (2 bulge pictures)
2) Corin Nemec (1 bulge picture)
3) Kevin Federline (1 bulge animation)
4) Eddie Cibrian (3 bulge pictures)
5) David Campbell (2 bulge pictures)

Click here to vote now

Ryan Thomas's huge bulge is right up our Street

Ryan Thomas probably isn't a name that many would know, but in the UK he plays Jason Grimshaw in the long-running soap opera "Coronation Street". Known as "Corrie", it's one of the biggest shows on British telly.

Now we wouldn't be seen watching such a show, but a bulge is a bulge and we had to share this picture of Thomas from a talk show a few years back.

He's not the best looking guy in the world, but what a delicious bulge he's packed into those jeans of his.

There's nothing like some tied up Sam

The CW's "Supernatural" is a wank fest as it is, but a recent episode took it up another notch when poor little Sam Winchester was tied up and vulnerable.

What we particularly liked was the nice bulge he was sporting between his legs. Tied up and sporting a bulge equals excitement for us, dear readers, and we wanted to share.

Apologies for the somewhat poor quality, but we think you can see what we mean. The only thing missing is Dean's sweet lips between those legs attending to his brother's needs. What's that, they're brothers you say? We're warped you say? Well, there's a whole phenomenen on the internet dedicated to the Winchester boys getting down and dirty with each other. Just look up the term Wincest on the internet to see we're not alone.

Besides we know full well that the actors aren't brothers, and the mind can wander to exciting possibilities when those two good looking boys meet up in a trailer one night.

Elijah Wood

Elijah Wood. You didn't think we made a pun in the title, but we did. His name comes with one as standard.

Everyone's favorite Hobbit was on BBC 2's "Graham Norton" show last year, sporting a respectable bulge in his jeans. He's an odd little fellow, but maybe not so little downstairs.

We were also intriguged by his reaction to a speed dating sketch that Graham Norton orchestrated. A nice hot man came on screen, and the audience and the other guest ("Sex and the City Goddess Kim Cattrall") all oohed in appreciation.

Elijah's reaction to the hotty also seemed quite positive, we couldn't help but notice:

Pole Poll #1 Result: it's Ronaldo!

Yes, in our first ever Pole Poll, Cristiano Ronaldo saw off the competition. With his cock so on display in those skimpy little trunks, you succumbed to his penile charms.

Ronaldo took 68% of the vote (almost 69, but we were denied a cheap joke). John Mayer came a well-deserved second but way behind with 18%. Somewhat disappointing considering his trouser snake is so impressive. Marlon Brando came third with 6%, Cole Hauser fourth with 5% and Jamie Bamber last with just 3% (but then we admit his pecs were more impressive in the pics).

Expect another poll soon! For now, check out the winning bulge.

Pole Poll #1

To borrow an idea from our friends at Bent, we've decided to do polls to find out who has shown the best bulge. We have and will continue to update on an irregular basis, so rather than polls based upon time we'll just do a poll for every five bulge reports. We can then collect a hall of fame of which celebrities best tease us with their man sticks.

Remember that this isn't a vote of who you fancy, who you like, or who you think about while getting yourself off. It's about who's demonstrating the best package. We started off which some good cock, so it's not an easy choice.

Click on a name to see the full bulge report for that guy. You should probably peruse them before casting your vote; research at school was never this much fun!



1) Cristiano Ronaldo (3 bulge pictures)
2) John Mayer (2 bulge pictures)
3) Marlon Brando (3 bulge pictures)
4) Jamie Bamber (2 bulge pictures)
5) Cole Hauser (1 bulge picture)

Results
Cristiano Ronaldo 68%
John Mayer 18%
Marlon Brando 6%
Cole Hauser 5%
Jamie Bamber 3%

Matthew Fox on the run

If you've given up on "Lost" you'd be forgiven. It's not quite what it used to be (putting it politely). And they killed Boone, those bastards!

We still have Matthew Fox though, and what a hotty he is. And he recently decided to go jogging and strap his bits in so tight that'd be impossible not to check out his goodies.

Called us old fashioned, but it's not the best way to show off a bulge. A bulge should be like a wild animal, allowed to roam free and run around. These are also not the most flattering pictures of Michael that you'll find. But we are the Bulge Blog, and here's the bulge.

Mark Feehily, gay and bulging

Mark Feehily from Westlife. We love this picture of Mark, where he's showing a lovely bulge. And we love Irish singers with bulges anyway, so this is a welcome addition.

Of course it has to be pointed out that Mark Feehily officially came out recently. We say officially, because durgh it was kind of obvious anyway that he's a backside artist.

We've said before how Bulge Report consists mostly of the fantasies of kiddies, and that they expected you to pay to read those fantasies. But if you want the ultimate proof that the site is largely full of crap, read their report on the homo Mark Feehily: "Girlfriend 'very disappointed' over how tiny he was."

But guys, you can know for sure that this package is being put to good use with a man.

Girls, you'll have to settle for Nicky.

So, Matt Lanter is a loser?

A couple of years ago Bravo launched "Manhunt", which was "The Search for America's Most Gorgeous Male Model". Believe it or not, Matt Lanter lost. Something is very screwed up when this guy is losing something for not being hot enough.

But he got the last laugh, as he's been on ABC's "Commander in Chief" as the son of the president, as well as being on "Heroes", so has been ogled by millions of people each week. (Well you don't think they tuned in to see Geena Davis blow up Cuba while nursing her daughter's bad toe, do ya?)

Here he is from his "Manhunt" days, looking very hot and showing just a bit of bulge.

It seems it's true. Winning isn't everything.

The gorgeous William Levy

We're still swooning over David Campbell. But if you're eager for something new, check out Bent's recent slap of William Levy. One of their best slaps ever we think, and lots of underwear action too.

We'll feature William properly another day, but for now check out the Brilliant Bent for the low-down on this Cuban sexsicle (that's sex and popsicle combined, we're clever with wordplay).

P.S. This William Levy isn't the William Levy that was born in 1939 and authored books such as "The Virgin Sperm Dancer" and "Wet Dreams". But we've decided he sounds like a pretty interesting guy anyway, with book titles like that.

David Campbell big down under

We'd not heard of Australian singer David Campbell until recently. We caught sight of his package over at famousmales forums where 'bulgindude' posted some pictures of his bulge.

He's rather cute too, and there's more of him over at the forums. We don't care for the site, but they have some good users who post some good stuff.

Judging from one of his single covers (left) he seems to have a passion for opening his legs in an inviting way. We accept the invitation.

And in the second picture below he's so cute he makes us tingle in our special places, and we wanted to share. Sure there's no bulge, but we can enjoy a pretty face here once in a while too.

Video of Eddie Cibrian's hard-on

You've got to love YouTube. Someone has posted this video of Eddie Cibrian bulging in "Invasion".

It's brief but impressive and his ass is still utterly amazing too.

Eddie, for the good of mankind do some tasteful nude photography!

P.S. Eddie, you shouldn't go filming with a loaded gun. We'll spot it.